kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

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dangerhamster:

JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM

JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER

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basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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hedgeworth:

waepenwifebunny:

I love all of these


Shamecation. Solid.

hedgeworth:

waepenwifebunny:

I love all of these

Shamecation. Solid.

(Source: bonaventure-)

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thisisthebbchomeservice:

Counter Strike: GO online multiplayer - white, adult males using the n word, doing Borat impressions, and doing a stereotypical “Asian” accent.

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evilsoutherngentleman:

ceriserin:

also a moment of silence for female characters who get a lot of shit but would be adored if they were male

I would prefer a moment of shouting demand this be corrected, personally.

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"You’re not a human being, you’re a plant."

"I know that."

"You’re a superior being."

"I disagree."

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urlcum:

officialannakendrick:

did she just jump off a bridge for a fucking vine

Do it for the vine

(Source: epic-vines)

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